Thursday, November 29, 2007

Who Did It?

What we have here are the cats' food and water dishes. In the water dish is a drowned toy mouse. This is a frequent occurence at our home. I'm not sure which one it is, but one of them insists on drowning the toy mice. One of them (Gracie) also insists on eating like a pig and backwashing food into the water dish.

Suspect #1 - Grace Marie. (Yes, they have middle names. They needed middle names as kittens because they were getting in trouble ALL the time.) AKA Gracie. AKA the cat who can turn anyone into a cat lover. AKA Juli's cat. This is an awful mugshot of her.

Suspect #2 - Sabrina Louise. AKA Beener. AKA the snottiest cat around. AKA Chuck's cat. She is a beauty, but has little to no personality. In this mugshot she appears surprised to be a suspect.
So, who did it??

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I also have a monster kitty. Her name is Miho (AKA PRINCESS Mimi!) and she is siamese and ALL ATTITUDE! She likes to do things like climb in the fridge, jump on the table while we are eating, and attack every set of legs that walk by her! I can totally relate!

Anonymous said...

Sabrina looks a little freaked out there...I need to think of a middle name for Sadie. I love it that you declared Sabrina Chuck's cat too.

Sadie was named after the song Sexy Sadie by the Beatles so maybe Sexy is actually her first name. So when I bring her home from the vet, I can tell people I am bringing sexy back.

Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

So you mean to tell me...that you had the camera out..but couldn't take some much requested pics of your stinkin' house? I give up.

Christi

Anonymous said...

It's gotta' be Sabrina. Gracy is too spacey..lol. :) For those of you that don't know Gracie, she is beautiful, but seems like she is high on an illegal substance all the time! She comes right up to your face and looks in your eyes to check you out, moving her head around like she is on a psychodelic trip. But then again, she might get so engrossed in the water that she forgets she has the mouse in her mouth....
Juli, I do love your cats!
Love,
Mom

Kathy Cassel said...

I had a Gracie who looked just like her. Unfortunately one of the neighbors didn't like her and I really don't want to know what happened to her. We still have a cross- eyed tiger cat and a yellow tiger and two mutts. We moved from 5 acres to the city and our pets started disappearing.

Anonymous said...

TOO FUNNY. Chuck's cat looks guilty.

Anonymous said...

Cracking me up! I had a special one, Alexandra, a real beauty - pug mug persian, AKA Merow (more likely to generate a response). Once during denim laundering, she snuck into the dryer unnoticed. I continued to transfer the jeans from the washer, threw in the bounce, closed the door, hit permanent press, and went to the living room. Every once in a while I'd here this, "Puddalump, Puddalump, Reeeeaaaaawwwwl". Couldn't figure out what it was. All of a sudden, realization washed over me...I jumped up, ran to the dryer, opened it, nothing, peeled out jeans one by one, there she lay, no movement, then suddenly she twitched, jumped up, and ran out of the dryer. She walked kinda' sideways for a bit, and then perched on top of the bookshelf for several hours. She never tried that again.....Thankfully,I didn't immediately leave the house!

Miss her much!
Terri

Kathy Cassel said...

The dryer story gives me nightmares!

Natalie said...

Yeah, I have a thing for cats. We are up to three now. Michael asked me the other day when we became the crazy cat people...

Mine have an affinity for pony tail holders. There are about seven floating in the water bowl currently. It's a real bummer when I need to pull my hair back!

Juli said...

Thanks, everyone, for your cat stories. I am not a cat person, but I love my girls like they are my kids. I believe Sabrina is our mouse murderer. Of the two, she is more like a wild animal. Gracie is completely domesticated, thinks she is a person, and is probably the friendliest cat around. I just don't think she has it in her to drown a mouse!